I need new jokes!
Posted: September 23rd, 2010 | Author: Chad Howse | Filed under: Athleticism | Tags: 4 hour fitness week, 4 hour work week, fitness trainer jokes, funny people, I need some new disses, new joke, new jokes, new jokes 2010, personal trainer jokes, personal trainer jokes with me, personal training jokes, Tim Ferris | 2 Comments »
I remember this exact moment. I was just asked if I knew any jokes, judging by the look on my face nothing great was coming to mind.
I think my friends and family would agree, that I’m in need of some new jokes.
The latest joke I have been using could definitely be upgraded…
- How do you get a tissue to dance?
- You put a little boogie in it.
Now that you guys understand my problem, can you please help me???
Write down your favorite joke(s) in the comments section. I’ll send the best one a copy of one of my favorite books: “the 4-Hour Work Week” by Tim Ferris. It’s an awesome book and a must read for pretty much anyone.
Feel free to write more than one, and try to keep them somewhat clean, somewhat. Cuss words are fine, just nothing too gross.
The “contest” will go until this coming Monday.
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My personal trainer told me to touch my toes. I said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?"
Loving the jokes – keep em coming!